Rude Awakening

It was during the summer and my cousin Nicky was getting married.  She asked me to be the videographer for her wedding so I said "why not?!".  Two of my other sisters, Amy and Alisha said they would go too.  That made the 5 of us riding along in the car: my pops driving, my mom up front, and Alisha, Amy and I sitting in the back.  Now I remember the days when I was a kid where all 6 of us girls would sit in the back seat of the car and  everything was fine and dandy.  As we are all adults now, 3 girls in the back seat sucked!  We're driving along --the drive is about 3 hours-- and I get too anxy sitting on the seat so I sit on the floor between the back of the drivers seat and the back seat.  My sister Alisha scoots over more to the empty seat I left and falls asleep or "rests her eyes" as she likes to say.  Well as we're driving I hear my dad start making the noises like he's going to spit out the window.  He said, "one of the girl's hairs got in my mouth and I was just trying to spit it out."  He rolls down the window, spits and carries on with just focusing on the road.  This was the moment I was so grateful to be sitting on the floor.  Our window in the back seat had been rolled down and my dad's spit came flying through our window and smacks Alisha in the face.  She instantly woke up.  I could not stop laughing and I kept repeating, "Thank god i'm sitting on the floor! Thank god I'm sitting on the floor! That would have been me! hahahhahaha" LOL Alisha wiped her face off with utter disgust and my dad didn't have a clue.  My mom then turned around to see what was all the commotion about and laughed when she saw.   She then bitched, "If that was me who spit, you guys would have yelled at me! But since it was your dad you just sit back there quietly!" lol Too good! To this day I still vividly picture the spit hitting Alisha's face and the disgusted face she had while wiping it away...awesome.