Ah yes, the beauty of the walking sidewalk randomly placed throughout airports, but what purpose do they really serve? Yes, they give you super hero walking speed, yet they are only 2 feet long. Okay, 2 feet may be an exaggeration, but really they're never long enough to truly get you anywhere. After two steps you're back on solid ground and feel as though you've gained all gravity back. There is a certain appeal about the walking sidewalk though and God forbid if anyone just gets on it and stands there. "Really? These are meant to give you two super speed walking strides! Yes, just two, but you're just standing there?! Drunk!" It instantly makes me angry when I see the people just stand on walking sidewalks. It feels like a waste; they'd be the people with cool powers that would just stand there saying, "Oh X-ray vision? Yeah I got that, but I want to fit in and seem normal." Waste. Get off my walking sidewalk you wasteful turd.
